Tuesday, November 9, 2010


Well isn't he riled up?

Oh, and if you get the refrence in the title, you get a virtual cookie.

He's been flailing his arms like whips at my house, trying to break in. I have been hitting him with my baseball bat, and the best part is? He can throw me through the window, back to my bedroom.

I'm guessing that my neutrality towards him is the result of his aggression.

And now I'm sure that he's looking at me through my basement's window. Good god, will he ever go after anyone else?

Probably not.
I'll see you later.


  1. Homestuck for the win. I can't believe you referenced that in the midst of madness.

    Here's something I haven't understood. He can get into your house with but a thought, and yet there are several accounts of him trying to smash his way in. Zeke had a similar experience, with Gaunt trying to lure him outside.

    I know I've said it before, but I'll say it again, "Fire Extinguisher". Robert(Sage) used it to scare him off, though it may just piss him off worse. I swear by it, got one right next to me right now. A word of caution on any...residue from its contact with him, I'd advise you not to touch it physically.

  2. I don't have a fire extinguisher.

    We never did. But I do have some barbasol. Would that work? Maybe.

    As for him getting in, he's smashed his way in, and succeeded. And my house is in a wreck. But my window is typically on the ground, and overlooks my fence.

    But either way, I'm just glad I didn't fall down my stairs.

  3. Oh, wonderful, you enjoy MSPA. At least I have no- oh yeah, I have front steps. Good luck.

    -Stay the same...Shelby